In the hotel lobby

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Post 1 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Monday, 28-Jan-2008 18:19:18

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "Sir, if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room
221."

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2008 3:40:32

oh lol, just rotfl!